February 2012
Magic Conch, Will I ever be a Tumblr Famous?
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when people tattoo the name of their boyfriend or...
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“You search and search for a quote that can fit your situation. And once you find...”
– (via stevenrosas)
When I decide to clean:
When I’m told to clean:
NOTHING TO DO HERE
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Hilary Duff is going to be a new mom any minute!
The 24-year-old singer, who is expecting her first child with hubby Mike Comrie, arrived at a Los Angeles medical building looking like she’s ready to pop.
Ms. Duff has religiously maintained her yoga workouts throughout her pregnancy, so we have a feeling she’ll bounce back to her pre-baby shape in no time.
Can’t wait to see what they’re little bundle looks like!
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I hate when you finish a cup of yogurt or pudding...
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A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
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c0astofmaine:
Okay, Hilary might be in labor right now.
A few days ago I was watching A New Cinderela Story, and.. WTF HAPPENED? like, she used to be such a baby girl and now she’s having her own baby. I feel old.
“The world has undoubtedly transformed into a big fireball of corrupt morals...”
– The Muslim Woman- A Warrior of All Sorts by Syeda Ali. http://www.habibihalaqas.org/2011/12/self-esteem-muslim-woman-warrior-of.html (via habibihalaqas)
“Allah has already written the names of your spouses for you. What you need to...”
– Sheikh Mamdouh (via lovelornowls)
